Things a True Southerners Knows: The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit Pretty much how many fish make up a mess What general direction cattywumpus is That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar When somebody's "fixin" to do something, it won't be long The difference between Yankee's and darn Yankee's Knows what, "well I Suwannee??" means Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits!! A good dog is worth its weight in gold Real gravy don't come from the store When "by and by" is How to handle their "pot likker" Ther difference between "pert' near" and "a right far piece" The differences between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and trailer trash Never to go snipe hunting twice Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn You may wear long sleeves, but you should always roll 'em up past the elbows You should never loan your tools or pick-up to nobody Rocking charis and swings are guaranteed stress relievers Rocking chairs and swings with an old person in them are history lessons God Bless Dixie