Don't send me emails; this came from my cousin! Two women met for the first time since their graduating  from high school. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school, did  you manage  to live a well planned life? "Oh yes," said her  friend. "First, I married a millionaire, then to  an actor.   My third marriage was to a preacher and now I'm married to an  undertaker." Her friend asked, "What do those four marriages have to do with  your well  planned life?" Answer: "One for the money, Two for the show, Three to get ready, and Four  to go