Don't Step on a Duck  Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When  they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven ...  don't step on the ducks!"  So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over  the place.  It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they  try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.  St. Peter chains them together  and says "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend  eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck, and  along comes  St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another  extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same  admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to  be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful  where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one  day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever  laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The woman  remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of  eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"   unknown