The Christian and the Atheist
There's a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist. Every morning the lady comes out onto her front porch and shouts, "Praise the Lord!"
The atheist yells back, "There is no God!"
She does this every morning with the same results. As time goes on, the lady runs into financial difficulties and has trouble buying food. She goes out onto the porch and asks God for help with groceries; the she says "Praise the Lord!"
The next morning she goes out onto the porch and there are the groceries she asked for. She says, "Praise the Lord!"
The atheist jumps out from behind a bush and says, "Ha, I bought those groceries; there is no God!"
The lady looks at him and smiles; she shouts, "Praise the Lord! Not only did you provide for me, Lord; you made Satan pay for the groceries!"
Footprints
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( ) Some people come into our lives
\ / and quickly go.
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( ) Some people stay awhile and leave
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( ) footprints on our hearts...
\ / and we are never alone.
(_/ Thank you for stepping into my life.
original source unknown
submitted by several students
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