Who said, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned?"
After 17 years of marriage, a husband said he was dumping his wife for a younger woman. But, he wanted to continue living in their downtown luxury apartment 
with his new love 
, so he asked his wife to move out 
and get another place.
with his new love , so he asked his wife to move out and get another place. His wife agreed to this, provided that he would give her 3 days alone at the apartment to pack up her things. She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases 
. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things . On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table , lit two candles 
, put on some soft background music 
, and feasted on a pound of shrimp 
.
. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things . On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table , lit two candles , put on some soft background music , and feasted on a pound of shrimp . When she finished, she went into each room and deposited a few of the half-eaten shrimp shells into the hollow of the curtain rods 
. She then cleaned up the kitchen 
and left 
.
. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left .When the husband returned with his new live-in girlfriend, all was bliss 
for the first few days. Then slowly the apartment began to smell 
.
for the first few days. Then slowly the apartment began to smell .They tried everything; cleaning & mopping 
and airing the place out 
. Vents were checked for dead rodents 
, carpets were steam cleaned . Air fresheners 
were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters , during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive carpet.
and airing the place out . Vents were checked for dead rodents , carpets were steam cleaned . Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters , during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive carpet.Finally, they could not take it any longer and decided to move. They could not find a buyer for the stinky love-nest apartment so they had to borrow a huge sum of money 
from the bank to purchase a new place 
.
from the bank to purchase a new place .The guys with the moving company arrived and did a very professional packing job 
, taking everything to the new home ... including the curtain rods .
arrived and did a very professional packing job , taking everything to the new home ... including the curtain rods . LESSON: DON'T MESS WITH A WOMAN!
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